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  • Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of a different sex:

    I'm not straight, I'm bisexual

  • Gay community:

    you're only saying that because you want to be a part of the Gay Club, you don't belong with us, you're basically just a straight person anyway

  • Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of the same sex:

    I'm not gay I'm bisexual

  • Gay community:

    why do you feel the need to clarify that? You just want to be one of the straight people, you just want to reassure them that you're Not That Gay, you don't belong with us

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

ithotyouknew:

retroactivebakeries:

kyousaya:

tumblr is literally selling out the period now

late capitalism is wild

I mean, do y’all wanna start paying to reblog steal this look posts or do you wanna let tumblr collect coins from Starbucks so they can pay their bills like please

"tumblr is selling out!"

No tumblr is just living in the real world where they have bills to pay instead of relying on the bandwith fairies 

THANK YOU. And honestly, Starbucks’ icon and messages are cute and subtle. It’s definitely not obnoxious or in your face.

how i read homestuck.

  • Act 1:

    What the fuck is this

  • Act 2:

    Who the fuck are they

  • Act 3:

    What the fuck is going on

  • Act 4:

    What the fuck am I reading

  • Act 5:

    Okay, I think I'm starting to understand shit. I really like these trolls. I should be okay-ish now. I think I have a good grasp on what's going on now.

  • Act 6:

    You have got to be shitting me.

Well, the roof is on fire, my kitchen’s in shambles, an Orc on a motorcycle came riding down a tunnel in our basement being moved around by bound earth elementals, and our party Technomancer is incapable of lying to machines that speak in old English, so I really don’t know what you want us to do.
The Mage, in response to our GM’s comment that he thought we’d be done with this section of the run in 30 minutes (via outofcontextdnd)
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